CAPTION ME

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Comments

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

"And that's how we always get to fuck the white women."

"Fascinating. Tell me again about your giant penises."

[amorpoeta.livejournal.com]

Don't make me laugh, I have sciatica.

[satoribee.livejournal.com]

Interracial, interoffice footsie: the pros and cons

[gutbloom.livejournal.com]

See I place my penis in the bag through the hole at the bottom. That way the boss thinks I'm eating my lunch.

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

Victory!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

win

[baconmeteor.livejournal.com]

"Christ, what an asshole"

[substitute.livejournal.com]

It really is universal.

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

Dude, your getting a Dell!

[kudaspeaks.livejournal.com]

"In reparation for enslaving my ancestors and committing cultural genocide, the government gave me this delicious box of Fiddle-Faddle!"

huff

[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

"Show me on the 'doll' where he touched you."

[the-angelmoroni.livejournal.com]

well, okay... but just the tip.

[inobetter.livejournal.com]

You are SOOO pretty.

[deadflowers.livejournal.com]

"you're the only white person who doesn't flinch when i put my hand in the bag."

[kniwt.livejournal.com]

"Rain". "Snow".

"White". "Black".

"Bean". "Pod".

"Negro". "Whitey".

"Tarbaby". "What'd you say?"

"Tarbaby". "Ofay".

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad someone has a sense of history... :-)

[travisd.livejournal.com]

"The results say that you're HIV positive, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by calling Geico."

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, the pic was from a site about HIV!

[(Anonymous)]

Just one more time, say "I have a dream" -- I'm almost there.