Welcome to Irvine. Here's your trollop.

[substitute]

Apparently if you move into this apartment complex you are immediately confronted with the pool scene from Wild Things, or maybe Swimming Pool, or any other cool, chlorine-scented sex romp with an epicene cheekbony beauty you might have in mind. I'll take Grace Kelly in Rimini, please.

Also, "The Village". 'Nuff said.

Comments

[odradak.livejournal.com]

These people clearly have never tried to have sex in a pool.

Also, yuck.

Ah, yes...

[nebris.livejournal.com]

...The Village.

~M~

Re: Ah, yes...

[substitute.livejournal.com]

be seeing you.

[ch.livejournal.com]

i'm packing my bag now.

[fengi.livejournal.com]

I don't care how cute she is, a "dutch water heater" is still gross.

Good luck with your exams

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

I am not a number....I am a damp pool slut!

Re: Good luck with your exams

[namja.livejournal.com]

props to your avatar

[namja.livejournal.com]

...




WOW

[turnip.livejournal.com]

I can't stop looking at her mouf.

As for me,

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

I'll take the Greenwich Village Grace, myself.