I want my hippo NOW

[substitute]

So, marm0t discovered this talking grill thermometer and we were discussing what phrases to insert in it when it's hacked. Top suggestions so far have been:

• PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I LOVE YOU
  
• LAST TIME I GOT THIS HOT I WAS IN YOUR BUTT
  
• BOVINE SPONGIFORM ENCEPHALOPATHY DETECTED HONK
  
• OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
  
• I'M MELTING, MELTING, WHAT A WORLD
  

Any others? :)

Comments

There's also...

[marm0t.livejournal.com]

EAT ME

[stimps.livejournal.com]

- THAT AIN'T NO PORK CHOP! IT'S MONKEY MEAT! MONKEY MEAAAAAAAAAT!

- WANT SOME CANDY, LITTLE BOY?

-KICK THE CHEF

[singing] LA DONNA E MOBILE, QUAL PIUM AL VENTO, MUTA ACCENTO, E DI PENSIEROOOOOO

Ok, maybe that last one only amuses me. But come on, a steak singing Rigoletto is at least unique. =)

[substitute.livejournal.com]

we also thought "ROSEBUD..." would be good, and YOU WILL NEED TO DO 4,839 PUSHUPS TO WORK OFF THIS BRISKET. DING.

I like the operatic idea a lot. Carmina Burana would work well also.

Yeah!

[stimps.livejournal.com]

"Rosebud" would be great! =D Maybe one singing the Armour Hot Dog song for the weenies or something, too. =)

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the O Fortuna part!

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

THAT'S NOT PIG...THAT'S HUMAN MEAT! POLICE HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED WITH GPS COORDINATES.

HOW NOW BURNT COW.

BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP (the "Code Key" button on the old Radio Shack space walkie-talkies)

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

[singing] I'D LIKE TO SUP WITH MY BABY TONIGHT, BUT IT'S TOO DARN HOT

WHERE'S THE BEEF

[with parappa music] COOK, COOK THE PATTIES

CRACK CRACK CRACK THE EGGS INTO THE BOWL!

[stimps.livejournal.com]

Man, what a great game. =D I love it! Also your new icon, Ms. T for Toast! Chomp!

[thiscantbesoy.livejournal.com]

HOT BARBECUE

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

IT'S A COOKBOOK!

KILL YOU! KILL YOU ALL! DIE! DIE! MAKE YOU SUFFER...

[marm0t.livejournal.com]

Ooh, Soylent Green is good.

How about just a BLOODCURDLING HUMAN SCREAM at the temperature of done-ness? :-)

or even

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

KLATUU VERADA NICTU!