I wish I looked a little better

[substitute]

[Poll #580835]

Comments

[ishouldstudy.livejournal.com]

Hi. I just found this page through Googling for "hack nuts off", and thought I might as well vote.

thank you

[substitute.livejournal.com]

That's the funniest thing I've heard yet today!

[piratepirate.livejournal.com]

All the hot chicks join cults. You should do that. But keep the nuts. One, at least. You'll use it, believe you me! YEAH!

bringer of hope

[goldfischegirl.livejournal.com]

vagina surrounds you. all you have to do is lube up and skillfully trip and fall into it.

Re: bringer of hope

[substitute.livejournal.com]

That seems to be untrue, at least by my experience. However, your icon is great! In any case thank you.

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

....too bad there's no answer for "get drunk - conclude all women are conspiring against me."

The hell with your radio buttons

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

I refuse to participate in this poll because I believe you should do all four!

Re: The hell with your radio buttons

[substitute.livejournal.com]

The icon just pwned me.

[spacemummy.livejournal.com]

I had to vote that you keep trying, if only to preserve my own illusions.