I wonder if has ever melted during shipping in such a way that the ends get bent to look like a certain native american symbol (that was later stolen by the dude with the funny moustache)? "Customer service. How can I help you?" "Ummm...well...you see, the cross you shipped me seems to be bent and evil now."
Or even "Customer service. How can I help you?" "You goddamn satanists! How DARE you ship me this satanic upside-down cross! This was supposed to be an Easter present! NOW what the hell am I supposed to do?! I want a goddamn refund!"
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They have them at Target
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I wonder if has ever melted during shipping in such a way that the ends get bent to look like a certain native american symbol (that was later stolen by the dude with the funny moustache)? "Customer service. How can I help you?" "Ummm...well...you see, the cross you shipped me seems to be bent and evil now."
Or even "Customer service. How can I help you?" "You goddamn satanists! How DARE you ship me this satanic upside-down cross! This was supposed to be an Easter present! NOW what the hell am I supposed to do?! I want a goddamn refund!"
Oh! That's your problem!
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