oh dear God eyeteeth made me cough out my teeth

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Comments

[odradak.livejournal.com]

You look like a Bond villain.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

That pic is about 2 years old. I weighed 30 lbs. more and with that beard I look like a Ukrainian hit man. Also I was at Ruba.

[odradak.livejournal.com]

Never cared for the bearded Conrad. Far too sinister.

[sakkaranoush.livejournal.com]

"Find out that your lips are missing"? giggle.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I misread a sign for some chapstick product that really said "find out what your lips are missing." And it was pretty much a Clive Barker moment.

[hydrozoa.livejournal.com]

i don't know what most of this means, but it's amazing.

[hexennacht.livejournal.com]

Lookit those blue eyes.

[so-gracefully.livejournal.com]

i used to worry a lot about this friend who drank a lot of orange soda and i thought at his autopsy they would open him up and everything would be neon orange from the dye. now i think that will happen to me from all the cheezits i eat.

[anarqueso.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[hersheyjumper.livejournal.com]

THAT is a GREAT picture of you.

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

I'm going to attach this to a bulk email and send it CC:ATTN ALL INTERNET STALKERS
BODY: THIS IS MY GREAT FRIEND>Goodnight!

Also: Cheezit fixes ALL.

[icariancypher.livejournal.com]

I almost choked on my gum.

Damn, that's some funny shit.

Conrad, I've got to say, you're one of the most intelligently amusing/interesting people I know, and yet you still manage to pull out things like this (strange/bizarre/bordering on slapstick) and it's still funny as hell.

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

He should have made one of his articles: "HOWTO Body Disposal"

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Although I actually said all that stuff, it was eyeteeth who deserves the praise for the funny here.