Private Ryan and the Skyscrapers of Fire

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Hollywood flagshmerz.

Hey I got a better idea. Let's put Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal together in Kickboxer Under Siege: Nevar Forget 9/11. Or CGI John Wayne in a green beret into news footage and have him save the day. Or make an art film in which Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson walk around New York philosophizing while bodies and chunks of burning crap fall around them.

Oh oh oh.. here we go. Flight 93 on Ice! Someone get Wynn on the phone this was made for Vegas...

I hate you, milkman sixteen_shells!

Comments

Re: "A romantic comedy. With <strike>zombies</strike> terrorists."

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If they get Jean Reno to play the evil Frenchman I'll go see it in a theatre!

Re: "A romantic comedy. With <strike>zombies</strike> terrorists."

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So the effete, treacherous upperclass Englishmen of Hollywood film will be replaced by beret-wearing, baguette-wielding Frenchmen?

That's one thing Team America was missing: Evil French Baguette Ninjas.