In times of emergency do not panic, take your neckwear and look for a safe escape path.

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Accessorize against terror!

Comments

[rebjukebox.livejournal.com]

where do you find all of these fabulous links???

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mostly from memepool but I have an assortment of insane friends who keep me well-supplied.

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I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!

Honk honk! Please tell me this is a joke. Or maybe not. I could make a fortune selling Candiru-proof underwear...