The one true best spam name ever.

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We all get spams from nonexistent people with generated names, and they're funny a lot of the time. But this one broke me for an hour solid. It's worthy of a comic novel. Today's mail was from:

Salome St. John

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[stimps.livejournal.com]

I usually don't like one-name people, but Salome... you really have to leave that one alone. =)