substitute: (buscemi)
substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2005-06-09 07:01 pm

Last month's search requests to my li'l domain.

Probably has something to do with the name of my default vanity domain, but bleargh. Scream and cream? rubber apron? JET FUEL IN MY MILK? And worst of all, Unicode Sliderule.

Listing the top 20 queries by the number of requests, sorted by the number of requests.

#reqssearch term
3gangbangfuckfest
2www.hornyspanishflies.com
2unicode sliderule
2www.screamandcream.com password
2www.unserforum.com
1goldpornhost
1www.hogtied.com
1teenybopperclub.com password hacks
1rubber apron remember
1www.wiredpussy.com password
1how can i record and download the videos from www.teenybopperclub.com
1fiction spy undercover infiltrate tied breasts pussy suck dick
1www.whippedass.com crack and hack
1jet fuel contaminate milk
1does the manufacturing of soccer balls pollute the air?
1how deep should underground wiring be?
1karaoke picture
1facial hard69.com
1picture of karaoke
1hackers passwords
3[not listed: 3 search terms]

[identity profile] besskeloid.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Unicode Sliderule.

Ace band!

[identity profile] besskeloid.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
BTW, you fancy joining [livejournal.com profile] mad_fuckers & posting some Bob stuff?

I don't know. How deep SHOULD it be?

[identity profile] brianenigma.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I am trying to determine if my mis-read of "unicorn sliderule" is better or worse than the original.

How the F. does "gangbangfuckfest" lead to your site? Via what search engine?

Re: I don't know. How deep SHOULD it be?

[identity profile] brianenigma.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
P.S. The interesting search terms across my various sites for last month include:
90 evil clown
18 historietas
8 jerk my dick
7 substitution codes
7 shinji san
4 hex to ascii java
4 rot n decryption
8 anime lego
8 evil fish
7 nojess
6 giving head
6 black perl
1 vexillogy
3 omnie
3 finger in nose

Re: I don't know. How deep SHOULD it be?

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Finger in nose sounds about right for you! And you did have an evil fish.

Re: I don't know. How deep SHOULD it be?

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Not unicorns, but the actual thing they were trying to find is pretty cool:

http://masculinehygiene.com/sburke/unicode_sliderule/

Re: I don't know. How deep SHOULD it be?

[identity profile] brianenigma.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I would like to file a bug. It does not work in Safari.

Re: I don't know. How deep SHOULD it be?

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
sburke@cpan.org