And this just in

[substitute]

DEAR FELLOW REPUBLICANS:

WHEN KARL ROVE AMBUSHES YOU IN THE HALLWAYS OF THE WHITE HOUSE AND PINS YOU AGAINST THE WALL AND FORCES HIMSELF UPON YOU AND JAMS HIS LONG, LIMBER TONGUE DOWN YOUR HELPLESS THROAT THIS IS NOW TO BE KNOWN AS A VICTORY KISS. THE FRENCH ARE NOT IN FAVOR.

THANKS,

THE MINISTRY OF LOVE

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That is

[mrmustard.livejournal.com]

Very funny.

[autodidactic.livejournal.com]

I bet Karl Rove's got nipples like Slim Jims. I'd tweak 'em if he tried that with me.

Pax,
A.

I guess I was misinformed

[the-silent-one.livejournal.com]

And here I thought it was a freedom kiss to go along with my freedom fries and freedom toast.