Cake.

[substitute]

Via Mimi Smartypants:

BAD CAKE.

Comments

[stimps.livejournal.com]

I almost cried. ;_;

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

NO.
OH GOD, NO.

[do-not-lick.livejournal.com]

How long do you have to mix beans until they're "smooth"?

[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

It's already in the running for Worst Recipe Ever, and then it has the ultimate cooking punchline:

1 cup raisins (optional)

Rat turds in your pork dessert, sir? Yes, please!