LaKweenia! Huntyr Dakota! Eioiioen! Mariahcareysknobs! Come here this instant.

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I really like Freddie Prinze jr. and heard his father was famous and died tragically. What was his name?

I'm not sure which is worse, the underclass illiterate names or the yuppie pretentious names. Good LORD!

Courtesy of Elenor.

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[fg.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I once met a lady named Rodana. I think she runs a successful internet business.

In her spare time she destroys Tokyo.

that's great!

this made me spit cola:

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

Voiturenez.

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

What is this obsession with the name Dakota? This isn't the first time I've run across it.