substitute: (heavens gate)
substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2005-03-31 02:15 am

likely papal outcome

I predict that the Holy Father will be placed in a tank of balanced saline solution at optimal temperature, with tubes in appropriate orifices, and preserved indefinitely. The tank will be rolled around from place to place by members of a special priestly order. It will look exactly like the Navigator's tank in Dune.

I predict.

pope

navigator

[identity profile] vegemitelover.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
Atleast a cowby hat and a pair of six-shooters for carrying on so long

Other balanced fluid media

[identity profile] torgo-x.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 11:15 am (UTC)(link)

«"The Blood Bathers are busily researching novel realms of complex organization far beyond mere 'intelligence'. We should feel extremely honoured that they still bother to share their lab results with creatures like us. It would only annoy Their Skinless Eminences if we ask them to fret over some defunct race of featherless bipeds."»
-- Bruce Sterling:
"Homo sapiens declared extinct"

[identity profile] porcinea.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this. *snort*

[identity profile] vertamae.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah! I think you are right.

[identity profile] rpkrajewski.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)

You're going to eat a bowl of chow mein

[identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
and feel hungry real soon...

I PREDICT.

[identity profile] wrecking--ball.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't Micheal Jackson sleep in one of those?

[identity profile] rroseselavyoui.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy shit, I was going to make this exact same post a couple of days ago! Weird!

The incense must flow.