mr_flippant: "I predict sandwich boards as the next must-have fashion accessory."

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[kineticfactory.livejournal.com]

You really need to track down some .torrents of Nathan Barley. (Yes, it's set in London, but I'm sure that southern California is just as full of similarly colorful varieties of coolsie fucktards.)

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

I cannot think of a more appropriate visual representation.