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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2005-03-10 01:43 pm

the big rock acid mountain

Hallucinoriffic commercial for Burger King featuring that guy from Hootie & the Blowfish.

It's drenched in mescalinic supercolor and looks like a dream sequence from a Fellini movie. it doesn't make me want a bacon ranch burger or whatever, but wow.

[identity profile] whitegato.livejournal.com 2005-03-10 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
woah


and hello

[identity profile] travisd.livejournal.com 2005-03-10 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Whenever I see that, I recall what Bobcat Goldthwait said about celebrities and community service. After his Tonight Show fire episode and having to do community service, he commented on seeing Rosie O'Donnel and Penny Marshall doing K-mart commercials with "jeeze - what the hell did they do to K-mart?" or some such.

tonight show fire episode?

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-03-10 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I missed that!

Re: tonight show fire episode?

[identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com 2005-03-10 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Which suddenly makes his MadTV appearence funnier - they kept breaking to PSA's of Bob telling you to do stupid and dangerous things with the tagline "Natural Selection: It's Only Natural"

[identity profile] sachmet.livejournal.com 2005-03-10 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
It's more than just Hootie, though: http://ad-rag.com/118841.php
Along with The King and the now famous Tendercrisp Chicken, the ad aslo had appereances by FHM's Vida Guerra and three Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders (One who is Monica Cravinas- I couldn't figure out the other two as they look like too many of the other members of the squad to know for certain who is who.) Another person on a blog commented that they think the blonde near the tree at the beginning of the spot is Jenna Jameson. But we're not stating that as fact, even though it does look like her.

[identity profile] joyfulagitator.livejournal.com 2005-03-10 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Rip-off from a song from O'Brother Where art Thou, and defile the happy memories of the the only thing I could ever watch George Clooney in with out heaving. Bastards, hate, kill, kill, hate, must destroy the Burger King.

the big rock candy retard

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-03-10 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well "Big Rock Candy Mountain" is kind of a standard, so that's not surprising.

I just wonder if I'll wake up in a technicolor hell with dallas cowboys cheerleaders trying to shave me with a straight razor if I eat one of those burgers.

Hallucinogenic Convergical Synergency

[identity profile] mr-flippant.livejournal.com 2005-03-11 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Was that the Subservient Chicken?

Re: Hallucinogenic Convergical Synergency

[identity profile] mendel.livejournal.com 2005-03-11 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
The one and only!

[identity profile] foo2rama.livejournal.com 2005-03-11 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
I saw that last night I wondered if I had accidently ingested drugs... While I do not think that is Jenna Jamison at the beggining everyones favorite non-celebrity Brook Burke is at the end of the add... What exactly is she famous for anyway? Looking good in a bikini?

[identity profile] chaptal.livejournal.com 2005-03-11 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
where has beens go before they die.

i almost cried, in earnest.

[identity profile] trinx.livejournal.com 2005-03-11 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
holyfuck.

that was the most disturbing thing i've seen in.. i don't know how long, but possibly ever.