Yeah, I want to learn your software now.

[substitute]

On Oracle Software's Education page, after I logged in and provided them with geographical info, I got this teaser message:

"Register for 1 of the 0 courses near you."

Suddenly I feel slightly less motivated to learn their database.

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So?

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Which will it be?
Speak up!

How many times do I have to tell you?

[stimps.livejournal.com]

Stop putting "Purgatory" in for your location, man.