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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2003-01-21 06:01 pm
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you never listen to a word i say

I want to blast music in my car, drive 130 in it as I toss back shot after shot of Jack Daniels, and scream to a halt in front of my rival's house as I reach for my huge firearm, with which I drill him down dead in front of his screaming family. I WANT TO BE AN ANIMAL.

Instead, I think I'll have japanese noodles after work and go home to read more about Scots History before bedtime.
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[identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com 2003-01-21 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Be sure to leave the body down by the watering hole as a warning to the others.

dude you have a rival?

[identity profile] marm0t.livejournal.com 2003-01-21 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
HUNTER S. SUBSTITUTE

[identity profile] jonpants.livejournal.com 2003-01-21 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, go drive fast and be an animal. You've got my permission.

BOOM

[identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com 2003-01-21 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
GET OUT THE SOBA BLUNDERBUSS SIR AND GO FORTH!

Wow!

[identity profile] friendly-bandit.livejournal.com 2003-01-21 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooooo! Noodles!!!
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