And suddenly, out of fucking nowhere

[substitute]

Besides Kuwaitis, those allegedly involved in militant plots include Saudis, Jordanians, Yemenis and stateless bidoon Arabs living in Kuwait. Some of the suspects have admitted planning to attack United States forces with exploding ice-cream vans, an interior ministry official said earlier this week.

AAAA ICE CREAM VANS AAAAAA

Comments

[hoyvenmayven.livejournal.com]

And what's even worse - the ice cream vans play "It's a Small World After All" before exploding. Which I think has got to be a violation of the Quran or the Geneva Conventions or something.

[fg.livejournal.com]

uh huh. those insurgents have been playing too much GTA.

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

They have non-exploding ice cream vans in the mideast? Ice cream vans of any description?

[hoyvenmayven.livejournal.com]

Yes, and we know where they are. They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

And we never really believed us when they told us sugar was bad for us...

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

Oh no...bomb pops!

[fimmtiu.livejournal.com]

Good God! Is nothing sacred?