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[substitute]

My baby fell out of the win-dowww
You'd think that his head would be SPLIT!
But when he fell out of that window
He fell in a barrel of sssHHhHshhhhAAAVING CREAM
Be nice and clean!
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!

Comments

[feedle.livejournal.com]

I listen to Dr. Demento...
I laugh until my sides split..
But there is this one stupid song that..
I think is a big piece of ssshhhhhaving cream...
Be nice and clean!
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

that's the only verse of that song i know, and it gets stuck in my head from time to time. you are eeeeeeeevil.

[dymondhead.livejournal.com]

I used to love that song when I was a kid. I still have it on an old record.

the lovers, the dreamers, and meee

[marm0t.livejournal.com]

Why are there so many
Songs about shaving cream,
And what's on the other side?