substitute: (alien angry)
substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2005-01-12 12:28 am

A new standard for infamy.

Bring me another Cocotini, boy, and tell those coolies to quiet down. We’re on vacation after all; this tsunami nonsense isn’t our business! And do something about that smell, will you?

tourists

From this week’s Economist.

[identity profile] rivetpepsquad.livejournal.com 2005-01-12 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
AHHHH SO GROSS

[identity profile] odradak.livejournal.com 2005-01-12 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
SHIV IN THE NECK!

WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!

[identity profile] jonpants.livejournal.com 2005-01-12 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
FEEL BAD FOR THEM THEY DONT HAVE UMBRELLA DRINKS.

[identity profile] mcbrennan.livejournal.com 2005-01-12 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, everything's incredibly discounted! The room's super-cheap, free beach furniture's everywhere, and you can tip the bellboy in packets of UNICEF rice--they just seem so grateful! Plus if a corpse washes up on the beach while you're sunbathing, your next Mai Tai is on the house!

Western Values--Dig 'Em!

[identity profile] samiamrex.livejournal.com 2005-01-12 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
are they doing what i think they're doing? having a vacation amidst the tsunami debris? jesus h. christ, that's deplorable! i cannot believe it.

[identity profile] springheel-jack.livejournal.com 2005-01-12 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
The Thai government asked them to - they want the return of the tourist dollar as soon as possible.

[identity profile] bikupan.livejournal.com 2005-01-12 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
exactly. the picture at first glance appears to be completely absurd, but you have to think one step further than that. those two on the beach are doing exactly what everyone over there is hoping that they'll do; come back as tourists.

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-01-12 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. But they should go up to their room and drink, not sunbathe in front of the apocalypse!