"Think about the best party you've ever been to...

[substitute]

...wouldn't it have been better if there was a midget there?"

via scromp

Comments

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

You could dress one up in a Star Wars officer's uniform and say "I find your lack of height... disturbing."

[joyfulagitator.livejournal.com]

Oh too late for chistmas... maybe for Laurens birthday!