The loneliness of the long diatance wanker

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How did I become a forty year old 12 year old? And can it be fixed? Discuss.

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[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

As I recall, you went to the circus, stuck a nickel into a "Zoltar" prognosticating machine and wished to be "big." Not to worry--once this dystopian future business is over and you've learned Deeply Moving, Valuable Life Lessons, you'll be returned to your idyllic 12-year old life. Either that or you'll awaken on the set of "Bosom Buddies," not quite sure which.

lookin for zomezing both entertaining and hot

[lostcosmonaut.livejournal.com]

do you have any good porn recommendations.--mza.

Re: lookin for zomezing both entertaining and hot

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[jenlight.livejournal.com]

The answer is "green".

I did the math with my gigantic all-knowing mind and that was what I got. Well I had to round off...

Hmm...

[lil-om.livejournal.com]

"The Loneliness of the Long Distance Wanker"

Hey, worse comes to worse, you just might have a pretty bad ass band name...I wonder, what kind of band would that be????

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

Picasso said it took him 70 years to have the mind of a child.