The New Global Planet We are Living In At This Time

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News updates from all over.

vegemitelover reports that the most notorious bathhouse in Portland, OR now has a sign outside advertising “Free WIFI!”. He mentioned it twice, actually. The boy ain’t right.

Wi-Fi is now available, according to a sign, in both local branches of Der Wienerschnitzel. Corndogs + TCP = PROFIT!

Beer. Bait. Wifi.

Comments

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

The local Subway also offers free WiFi. Additionally, several local bars offer free WiFi--places that I would feel uncomfortable bringing a nice shiny laptop to (but fortunately, the Zaurus works out okay in those situations.)

Bathhouse???!?!? What about that whole electrocution thing? I was not even aware there was a bathhouse up here.

[odradak.livejournal.com]

Actually, he was probably talking about the Gentlemen's Club where gentlemen go to meet other gentlemen through a hole in the wall.

[aml.livejournal.com]

actually, i had a friend take a picture of that wi-fi sign in front of the bathhouse, and i set it as the orkut portland community's icon.

a couple subways have wi-fi, probably like 5 or 6 bars. thank the tireless whoring of my fellow personal telco members.

"Soon I hope to be ON MY KNEES in a REAL HOMO BATHHOUSE"

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

What next?
Picture it:
Adult video; Individual viewing booths; Wifi!
Surf porn while whatching porn!

Re: "Soon I hope to be ON MY KNEES in a REAL HOMO BATHHOUSE"

[odradak.livejournal.com]

The future is a yucky place. All sticky, like.