suggested names for the new K-Mart/Sears merged company

[substitute]

I Can’t Believe It’s a Business
Loser Depot
Darget
Valmart
Fourth-Best Buy
Acres of Tweakers
Recalls ‘n’ Reorgs
Doomed “R” Us
Layoff McBackorder’s Big Empty Box

Comments

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

"Pick'n'Save" and "Builder's Emporium" are not currently being used.
Otherwise, I will make the same joke everyone else has made: S-Mart.

[jonpants.livejournal.com]

Hey, I hope you know that I acutally own the buildersemporium trademark and domain. You owe me 200 dollars.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

dude you let that lapse, you're assed out

[jonpants.livejournal.com]

I still own the tradmark, that was a ten year purchase.

No, no.

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

I don't owe you $200. The future BE to be owes you a million!

[fimmtiu.livejournal.com]

http://www.picknsave.com/

Midwestern grocery store chain.

[steakumms.livejournal.com]

I vote for (F) or (I). And I humbly submit "Inbred Bastard Child of Bob Vila and Martha Stewart". Whaddya mean, it won't fit on a shopping cart?

[jonpants.livejournal.com]

The first layoff because of this merger is coming from my company! Huzzah!

[sixteen-shells.livejournal.com]

Chapter Eleven, obviously

[mendel.livejournal.com]

MEMORIES OF WALMART

[substitute.livejournal.com]

a winner is you

[rpkrajewski.livejournal.com]

When I read about the “hundreds of millions of cost savings” from the merger, I said to myself, “Well, there go the 2005 US job numbers.”