Barbecue accessory.. of GOR!

[substitute]

Meat slave! You will take my mark.

trinnit discovered this phenomenon through NASCAR "accessories".

texasirons.com will make custom ones. I wonder if I could get a swastika or a pentacle with satanic goat head?

YOW!! I'm EXPRESSING my CONSUMER IDENTITY through SCORCH MARKS on my FOOD!!!

Comments

The possibilities!

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

You can brand A&M on one side and the longhorn on the other and your steak will want to kick its own ass.

[sixteen-shells.livejournal.com]

I need to pick up that USA brand so the guests at my many barbecues know that they're not at some faggot terrorist barbecue, and stuff.

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

What's a Seminole? Sounds like a rear orifice stuffed with rice pudding.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

It's a sports team named after the Natives that they killed to take the land to live there!

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Ah. Thanks.

[bows head]