Have some more bacon. And a six-gun

[substitute]

Avast, me baconeers.

Bacon selection / Bacon t-shirt / Bacon air freshener / Bacon of the month club (one or two packages per month, June-September all delivered in June) / Bacon candles / Bacon soap

And if you don't like bacon, how about some guns?

Comments

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

:::looks put out::: But how do I JOIN the gun of the month club? There's no link...no instructions... :::huff::: It doesn't sound like these guys are running a very professional operation here.

I'll take one of each, please!

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

I've never been so proud to be an American!

[xtreme-pr0k.livejournal.com]

what a jip!
The bacon soap only looks like bacon.
I want soap that smells, NAY! TASTES like bacon!

I have an idea!

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Why don't you use bacon?

[dizzyspells.livejournal.com]

I'd like to be in a bacon of the month club! Honey cured, hickory smoked... mmmmmmm