Really, really weird shoes from Zappos

[substitute]

1. Satan’s Corner Office Shoes:
   
   
   
   
2. $78 Ugg boots for children.
   
   
   
   
3. Metatarsal protection boots with static dissipation and protection against 600 volts of open current for FIGHTING EVIL SPACE INSECTS ON YOUR DEATH STAR.
   
   
   

Comments

[rebel-swede.livejournal.com]

this better be a top three list of the worst shoes ever and not a shopping list!

correct.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I might buy #3 but only if the evil alien insect men were already attacking my space ship.

[rebel-swede.livejournal.com]

i don't know about alians, but in europe we just simple call them white trash.