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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2004-08-04 05:25 pm

For Les

http://www.livejournal.com/users/rivetpepsquad/210397.html

I think it's time for a Vegas trip, Mr. Van E.

[identity profile] brianenigma.livejournal.com 2004-08-04 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Similarly, he needs to come up to Portland to try out the bacon donut from Voodoo. It is basically a maple bar with two strips of bacon on top. It sounds bad but ends up tasting like pancakes, syrup, and bacon all mixed together--as they typically end up doing anyway.

erk

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2004-08-04 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Triple Chocolate Penetration", too.

Re: erk

[identity profile] brianenigma.livejournal.com 2004-08-05 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
It's great! They have donuts covered in various cereals: Froot Loops, Cocoa Puffs, roof-of-the-mouth-sandpaper a.k.a. Cap'n Crunch, and even crunchberries. They have a donut shaped like a giant cock (which may just be the triple chocolate penetration). They have a glazed the size of my head. They even have a little chocolate donut shaped like a voodoo doll and you get pretzel sticks to jab into its eye sockets and groin and such.

[identity profile] rivetpepsquad.livejournal.com 2004-08-06 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
WHOAH. must alert the baconmonkey. maybe i can bring him back one from portland when we visit.....

My Master Calls!

[identity profile] xtreme-pr0k.livejournal.com 2004-08-05 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!