At our time of greatest need he comes

[substitute]

Apparently as I speak Mr. T is on the Conan show in lederhosen and a Tyrolean hat singing "Edelweiss".

If we wrap that up with his A-Team work, the Nancy Reagan Lapdance, and his career in Evangelical B Movies, we have our complete absurdist hero.

Ladies and gentlemen: I give you the New Man.

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[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

I cannot WAIT until I can download the mpeg videos!

SCHONE FRAU! FETTE SAU!

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Re: SCHONE FRAU! FETTE SAU!

[stimps.livejournal.com]

That was me, dammit. =) Oh well. Silly me.