UPDATE!

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• ITEM! I have no floor. Specifically, the floor in the dining/living/kitchen area of my house is being removed and replaced. This means that this space is now a cavernous echo-filled furniture-free Weirdness Zone. There are deep furrows and cracks in the slab which people are filling with orange goo. Later, tile will be put there.
  
  
• ITEM! I have ordered, from Powell's, one of the great books available about Opera. I eagerly await my reeducation.
  
  
• ITEM! I'm bitter about almost everything. Not quite everything. But almost.
  
  
• ITEM! There is no force, however great / To pull a wire, however fine / Into a horizontal line / Which shall be absolutely straight.
  
  
• ITEM! I mean really fucking bitter.
  
  
• ITEM! null
  

Comments

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Wow! If we put my floor together with your ceiling and roof, between the 2 of us WE HAVE AN ENTIRE HOUSE!

[stimps.livejournal.com]

FREE MO KIN WITH EVERY PURCHASE!!!

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

North Korea scares the piss out of me.

[pbd.livejournal.com]

I would be so sad if they ever stop being a commy dictatorship. These videos so brighten my day. I wish our "The General" was as visionary as theirs. Ours only sells car insurance for people with DUI's.