Nothing says "Happy Solstice"...

[substitute]

..like a terrifying Totem-God-Face fashioned from a deer’s rump.

KILL PIGGY!!!

Comments

[odradak.livejournal.com]

If the Sci Fi Channel made a Star Wars miniseries based on a script written by a furry, that's what the ewoks would look like.
It makes sense in my head.

[thiscantbesoy.livejournal.com]

"Kill the pig! Cut her throat! Spill her blood!"