Also my tie removes double chins.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Breathe. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

edit: stimps found something even better!

Comments

[rroseselavyoui.livejournal.com]

god, that is lame. sometimes I'm sorry to be a part of the human girl race.

Re: For the purity of our precious blood flow

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

After the obligatory "Fuck you for trying to make women ashamed of their bodies" I also want to mention that this product was mentioned in

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After the obligatory "Fuck you for trying to make women ashamed of their bodies" I also want to mention that this product was mentioned in <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/city_life/thersday/story/199158p-171975c.html"?><i>The New York Daily News</i></a> -- which says about what you'd expect it to. Basically, "Nothing works, but <i>especially</i> not this thing. What the fuck?"

Re: For the purity of our precious blood flow

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Crap, Stimps beat me to the punch by mere seconds!

[loachie.livejournal.com]

I'm holding out for the guacamole that removes stretchmarks.

Re: I'll bring the chips

[stimps.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think.