"Sheriff, I would put on a pair of gloves before touching that doorknob."

[identity profile] brianenigma.livejournal.com 2004-05-17 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
The television?
The carpeting?

FOURTEEN CONTAINERS?

[identity profile] odradak.livejournal.com 2004-05-17 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Controlled substances and human liquids, no lubricants.