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The traveller’s essential phrase book.

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[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no translations for "My hovercraft is full of eels."

[serpina.livejournal.com]

dude. that's so damned funny.

my favorite:
Je parle français comme une vache espagnole.
Hablo español como un gringo borracho.
Ich sprechen deutsch wie italienisch Fußballtrainer.

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

This, from the same website, is pretty much my mental image of you, Iggy.