No punchline required.

[substitute]

One of the 19-year-old idle rich kids who hangs out on the patio announced last night that:

”I am a sexual connoisseur.”

Thank you, that is all.

P.S. I bet you have to get a Bugs Bunny style smoking jacket for that role.

P.P.S. When queried as to the legitimacy of his declaration, he responded that “you have to see me in action to understand.”

Comments

Prerequisite

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

• Cigarettes with big fancy plastic filters on the end.
• Neckerchief
• Monacle

Re: Prerequisite

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

you broke into my closet!!

[isaacgarcia.livejournal.com]

i love you. add me back. ;)

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

Isn't a connoisseur rather discriminating, and generally not to be found at the all-you-can-eat buffet?

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

He can't be a connoisseur until he's had a Beluga whale, and I think I'd remember him. Oh, wait.... that's Beluga caviar.

Nevermind.

[miss-education.livejournal.com]

Can I giggle at him? Hehehehe.
I love it. See him in action? Does that mean we find some poor girl/guy for him, and the rest of us can watch and take notes?
(and try not to laugh too loudly.)

[odradak.livejournal.com]

I thought I was a sexual connoisseur. Turns out I was just a pervert.

[miss-education.livejournal.com]

Btw-- thank you so much for cutting the clown image(s).
It was very thoughtful of you, thanks. =)