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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2004-04-02 12:53 pm

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Bennett’s Smut ‘n’ Eggs, Madison, WI. Breakfast all day and hardcore porn on four TV’s.

Description from local paper:

Wanna know Madison’s best-kept breakfast secret? One that lacks dressing but is drizzled with sex appeal? Try Bennett’s Smut N Eggs (416 S. Park St.). I had long been curious about just what happens inside of here, so I dragged two companions there one Sunday for plates of greasy food (hint: try Eggs Bennett-Dick - eggs, ham and smut sauce on a muffin for $6.25). Beverages (milk, juice, soda or coffee) are just a buck each. Our waiter wore a plastic hat shaped like an, ahem, anatomy that only men have and donned a white T-shirt displaying cows in various positions. Four televisions - all airing hard porn - hung above the bar and entertained a line of gruff, sloppily dressed men slouched on bar stools. Pink Floyd was blaring over the loudspeakers at about the time a pack of preppie college boys strolled in, proof that it’s a place for anyone.

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[identity profile] miss-education.livejournal.com 2004-04-02 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Omg, I so want to go. I want Smut and eggs!

[identity profile] kennfusion.livejournal.com 2004-04-02 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I am thinking you are best served to stay away from the "smut sauce."

[identity profile] fattmike.livejournal.com 2004-04-02 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe it's up to me to point out that this must have been where the college student was held after her "abduction".

(I'm already burning in Hell, so there's really not much of a downside)

[identity profile] rivetpepsquad.livejournal.com 2004-04-02 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
holy sheeet, mitch went to school in madison!

no WONDER he liked it there so much!

[identity profile] polycat.livejournal.com 2004-04-02 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
i think a dollar is way too much for cawfee in WI. and $4 for french toast?

[identity profile] nickjb.livejournal.com 2004-04-02 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
can I get LOL American Cheese on my Smut Muffin???

[identity profile] srl.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
My SO is originally from Madison. I'll have to ask him about this.