Update

[substitute]

My head is now slightly smaller (diameter).

Comments

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

Is that working out for you? ...the smaller head I mean. :P

[vegemitelover.livejournal.com]

My sphincter is getting there too (diameter. Not pound 4 pound).

man

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I'm having enough trouble pulling my head out of my own ass! I'm not gonna put it in yours!