These sex vouchers are valid but not for the date you requested

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Dream:

In the near future, overpopulation and poor planning have caused a terrible housing shortage. Restrictive laws to deal with this situation have been passed. Not only are most people required to share housing, but bed-sharing is now mandated federally.

Due to fundamentalist fears of massive sex orgies, sex is now restricted also. Persons wishing to copulate must obtain sex vouchers (one per sex act) from a Federal agency. This was the compromise finally reached after years of alternating right- and left-wing administrations.

The result is that two of my housemates wish to have sex, and the rest of us are all okay with it and will give them the good end of the bed, but they can’t get the vouchers because of the bureaucracy. There’s a lot of mail going back and forth, and visits to government offices downtown, and long waits on the phone. At one point a housemate is going to the store and saying “If the sex voucher people call put them on hold and page me!”

Comments

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

I'm almost done with my handmaid application.

If they try to discriminate based on gender, I'll sue.

Same sex handmaids.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

America, it's time.

[autodidactic.livejournal.com]

I'll trade 'em some vouchers for some of that YUMMY GOVERNMENT CHEESE.

A.

sex vouchers?

[cawaker.livejournal.com]

dude yer twisted. Then again I knew this

[vegemitelover.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of one of my favorites. "I found your mom's two-for-one coupon in the Penny Saver"

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

what- no dreams about motivational speakers? i think dick biggs was on my mind alllll night long...

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

I had nightmares where everyone was a WMA file.

(teach me to goto bed just after trying to fix an MP3 player)

I feel like this now

[grimreaper3248.livejournal.com]

I got two kids! Never get any privacy anymore and when we do were too damn tired and go to sleep :D