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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2004-03-03 12:01 am

Every time you buy stuff on credit, Christ suffers again.

[livejournal.com profile] nickjb found this from my Passion spam link.

crucifixion card

As usual, I’m lost in my imagination dreaming up the meetings they had approving this thing.

[identity profile] lyn23.livejournal.com 2004-03-03 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
"No Bob, you can't just put any bloody corpses on the crosses, unless one of them is Jesus.

No, one of them can't be a woman, we are not appealing to that Market.

No, you CAN'T put Elvis on one of them.

DON'T PUT ANYONE ON ANY OF THE CROSSES, BOB! "

[identity profile] brianenigma.livejournal.com 2004-03-03 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
And so, we take another step forward toward the world of the movie Brazil.

"Consumers for Christ!"

[identity profile] pbd.livejournal.com 2004-03-03 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Exodus 22:25
"If you lend money to one of my people among you who is needy, do not be like a moneylender; charge him no interest."

If you are going to offer a Christian credit card, then you have to follow the rules....

Off topic, but....

[identity profile] icariancypher.livejournal.com 2004-03-03 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
I was down and bitter last night, and my friend decided to cheer me up by putting on a movie. This movie, about some slacker skaters, looked funny, but was definitely something I wouldn't have seen in the theatre. "Grind," though, is a fairly fun film, and the soundtrack was pretty solid for that genre.

That, and when YOU walked on screen, I almost pissed myself.
Cheers.

[identity profile] wilhemina.livejournal.com 2004-03-03 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
I feel nauseous. for real.

[identity profile] kaldame.livejournal.com 2004-03-03 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
And the world screams, kiss me son of god.

[identity profile] wilhemina.livejournal.com 2004-03-03 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
now you're scaring me.