nickjb can sure find them

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http://personals.yahoo.com/personals-1071100268-380191

I’d love to “argue with her about physics” but I don’t make more than $100,00 so it would just be a “waist”, I “sence”.

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[fg.livejournal.com]

i love the slant of your double-quotes. they are so distinctive.

[nickjb.livejournal.com]

I think this is "infinitly" the worst one yet

[nickjb.livejournal.com]

no , goddammitt that's not what a Quark is at all!!!!!!are you insane???

[foo2rama.livejournal.com]

Yet she is agnostic.. and wants a spiritual person...

Ow

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Sorry honey, but I have a rule about dating hispanic women who live with their parents who name themselves after Egyptian sun gods. Well, it's more of a guidline than a rule...

[thiscantbesoy.livejournal.com]

An alternate form? She wants to communicate with you with MIND-BULLETS.

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

Nice try, Tia Carrera. You're 23, and I am Ann Margaret.

Moving on- she looks thai, not hispanic. And "Occupation: Politics / Government / Military" just means she bangs cops and/ or politicians.

"An alternate form of communication is a must!!!"- this loosely translates to her request of "Income: $100,000 to $149,999, More than $150,000", cause you know she's residing in some crack house on Newport blvd.

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You're Ann-Margret? Then I'm stealing you from that boy of yours.

"Alternate form of communication" is personal-speak for "I ain't paying for the personals, you gimme your number".

Maybe she is 23 but has just spent a lot of time on the pipe.

It's always the most depressing ones who insist on the $100,000+ income.