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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2004-01-08 07:36 pm

Overheard at the high class liquor store

Clerk 1: Yeah, I always had a bad self esteem thing going on, you know, with my looks.
Clerk 2: So with the chicks or whatever.
Clerk 1: Yeah. My brother always had some incredibly hot girl, he got this string of hotties. I mean, the girls you know, that I was with were always okay looking!
Clerk 2: Sure, like okay girls
Clerk 1: Yeah. But he had trophy after trophy.
Clerk 2: That would be cool.
Clerk 1: Hahaha, yes. Anyway, I never could wear shorts.

..trophy after trophy..

[identity profile] scromp.livejournal.com 2004-01-08 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It only counts if you mount their heads on the wall.

[identity profile] frobisher.livejournal.com 2004-01-09 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe these are the guys to ask about the flying skateboards!

[identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com 2004-01-10 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Breed, you stupid fucking assholes!!!
BREEEEEEED!