Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out at parties?

[substitute]

I was at the Borders tonight. Since I’ve been struggling with my psyche a bit lately, I strolled down that aisle, only to discover that I must Learn to Live with Asperger’s, Speak the Language of Sadness, Triumph Over my Past, and Travel the Path of Peace Away from Anger. This all seemed like too much work, so I trotted off to the Sex aisle, since that’s another area that’s been causing my tsuris.

I was confronted with the item below and promptly left the store to come home to the more understandable comforts of dinner.

Comments

[kennfusion.livejournal.com]

Thank you...thank you very much...I needed to laugh against my will....thank you a thousand times.....

[nickjb.livejournal.com]

funny but my copy actually came with the jar of pork rub...

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

i don't think i'd want the used copy...

[foo2rama.livejournal.com]

Go Richard Burton! err Sir Richard Burton

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

Wow, Lister owns this in season one of Red Dwarf.

[odradak.livejournal.com]

I'm so very glad somebody else knows that.

[jactitation.livejournal.com]

What, no "look inside this book" at the Amazon site?

Trioomf

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

I want to hand out a book called
Triumph Over Your Future.
I require that this book be written.