substitute: (mehat)
substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2003-12-29 04:28 pm

C'est une mystere

This object, which I believe [livejournal.com profile] bruisedhips and [livejournal.com profile] vegemitelover found and gave to me. What could it be? A parallel port Smell-O-Vision appliance? A Pretty-Little-Princess sex toy? What Snow White used when the Dwarves weren’t around? THE HOLY GRAIL?*



*I actually know what it is now. And that doesn’t really help.

[identity profile] rroseselavyoui.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A Barbie hooka pipe?

[identity profile] xtreme-pr0k.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
i vote for an early entry into the "bridge the gap from cyberspace to real space" cybersex equipment. I hope that serial connection can handle all of that bandwidth if you know what I mean

[identity profile] burningskyz.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
it looks like a Hooka for kids with nifty computer attachment.

[identity profile] uninvention.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
so what is it?

Re: RUB THE BOTTLE. RUB IT.

[identity profile] jwz.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
The picture on the box totally looks like Barbie's towelling off the bottle's pendulous cock. (I guess that's facing away from us in your picture.)

Re: RUB THE BOTTLE. RUB IT.

[identity profile] loachie.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Re: RUB THE BOTTLE. RUB IT.

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That is, I think, her knee. But someone needed to redo that whole layout. Brrr.

computer controled vaporizer

[identity profile] ckn.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...a serial driven auto-thermostat vaporizer for all of your favorite chemicals that evaporate below the burning point of thier fibers or flowers...

[identity profile] chaptal.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It looks like Jeanie's bottle from I Dream of Jeanie.

I like the barbie hookah though!

[identity profile] rpkrajewski.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
A computer peripheral of uncertain functionality designed by Jim Woodring.

[identity profile] dorothy-parka.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
ooh, good answer! i was gonna say "is mystery."

[identity profile] floydwilliams.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
its obvoiously a government issued alpha brain wave inducer/mind scanner wiht convenient RS-232 connector for all your PC needs.

[identity profile] predicate.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, man, but that user icon kicks ass.

[identity profile] miss-geek.livejournal.com 2003-12-30 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
my thoughts exactly :)

[identity profile] foo2rama.livejournal.com 2003-12-30 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
hey cool, you can set it up via the joystick drivers in XP, and then set macros...