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substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2003-12-17 10:16 am
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Guh.

Can I start over, please? This has all been a dreadful mistake.
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[identity profile] circumambulate.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's never too late to start over.

[identity profile] bruisedhips.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
yes you may. go right ahead.

[identity profile] kennfusion.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
I think I can arrange this for you. I just need you to sign this 1000 page document first. No need to read it, it is just 999 pages of small print, all standard stuff. Oh, and I need you to sign it in blood, but that is just a formality......no need to worry......

[identity profile] xtreme-pr0k.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
You can simulate the infancy section by being insanely drunk all the time. You'll crap and puke on yourself, have poor motor control, and do a lot of yelling and crying at all hours of the day! And then the nice policeman will come and take care of you!

[identity profile] fattmike.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Press any key to continue.

Boogie Woogie

[identity profile] torgo-x.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] frobisher.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
First watch John Frankenheimer's film Seconds. Let us know if you still want to start over when they get to the part with the CIRCULAR BRANE SAW. :-)
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