Fatwa

[substitute]

I declare jihad upon velour track suits.

Comments

[fadat.livejournal.com]

I declare velour on your jihad track suit.

[burningskyz.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

i am so glad i'm not alone in this holy war against expensive bad fashion.

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

I declare there is no such thing as a velour track suit.

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

my mom could prove you wrong... unless you could declare and prove that there is no such thing as "my mom"

hmmm...

Descarte!

[leolo.livejournal.com]

Didn't he prove that one couldn't prove there was such a thing as "yo mama"?

Re: Descarte!

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

well if that is the case i want my 40 bucks back from the woman that was impersonating my mom and borrowing money from me yesterday...

damn imposters!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

[mikester.livejournal.com]

The suit appears to need inflating.

[flipzagging.livejournal.com]

the upper area already looks artifically inflated.

[leolo.livejournal.com]

Go away!

Or, better yet : take that off, so we can burn it, then go away!

[stimps.livejournal.com]

Sergeant-At-Arms Stimps working furiously on Velour-Seeking-Missiles as we speak.

ALLAHU AKBAR ETC HONK WHERE'S THE MACAROONS UP IN THIS JOINT?