Typo du jour (HURF BURF COUGH DEAD)

[substitute]

The source has eluded public health investigators. Possible suspects have ranged from employee hygiene and contaminated green onions to lack of a back-flow prevention device on a hose attached to a kitchen sick.

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also:

Hepatitis is the talk of Beaver County, said Terri Piper, owner of Cigars and More and Under the Gun Tattoos in New Brighton.

Comments

[sistermaryeris.livejournal.com]

Good lord that is completely ridiculous!

Green onions my ass. They needed to locate the Typhoid Mary. Er.. Hepatitis Mary.

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[fattmike.livejournal.com]

The Backflow-bee, by RonCo.

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