church signs

[substitute]

Some kind person posted a church sign generator and I present to you my creations:

Comments

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

A lil Buggala showed me this -- I still can't stop laughing over Mr. 419! You are bad ;D

Guess who ;)

[thiscantbesoy.livejournal.com]

oh my god the last one wins a prize

[marm0t.livejournal.com]

the exlax one is slaying me

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

the soul does in fact, still burn.

also, that last one... that guy totally sent me an email this morning!

meep.

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

I have a photo somewhere of a real one that says "Free donuts".

Wed. 9pm: TESTICAL EATING

[(Anonymous)]

...that's what a sign on a Christian Science church in Ottawa said 2 years ago when a couple of friends and I pulled up next to it at a red light. We almost killed ourselves laughing. It was one of those signs with the movable letters, and someone had broken into it...

It took them a week to notice and set it back to 'Testament Reading'...

Great work tho.
Cheers

lamech

[pandaxian.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha! BUT THE SOUL STILL BURNS!!!!! *dies*

[gfrancie.livejournal.com]

Good lord I nearly peed my pants laughing at some of those.

[feedle.livejournal.com]

So, this makes me part of the problem, dosen't it:

[golux.livejournal.com]

You have a talent.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

And of course, "Dear Lord, I am trapped in a church billboard letter factory. Please help.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

D'oh! How could I forget the classic Carlin bumper sticker:

I've found Jesus! I've got him in the trunk!

Beats me

[assneck.livejournal.com]

this makes my butt hurt.

If you don't look at me do I disappear?
And all you say these days are things that I don't wanna hear.
I don't think that you remember (I don't think that you recall)
It was always you and me against the world.
But I'll introduce myself