So Cal Fires Drinking Game

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Newsbunny in fireman outfit: Drink 1 shot and unbutton pants. If pants are already unbuttoned, rebutton them.

Homeowner saying "It was so green and now it's all gone" or equivalent: Drink 1 shot

Newscaster saying over helicopter footage "That's a lot of fire": Drink 2 shots.

Fire captain saying "This is a large and dangerous fire": Drink 1 shot and recite the Pledge of Allegiance. If you mess up during the Pledge, you must take another shot and start over.

Newscaster saying "These are beautiful/expensive homes": Drink 1 shot and pour 1 shot on a piece of furniture.

Person being interviewed about animal evacuation: The cat must drink 1 shot.

Person in SUV sobbing: Drink 1 shot and sing "Amazing Grace".

Newscaster saying "This fire is very hot": pour 1 shot on your knee and ignite it.

NOTE: If your actual house ignites during the game, drink the entire bottle and evacuate.

Comments

[thiscantbesoy.livejournal.com]

hahaha!

Game on!

addendum:

[stimps.livejournal.com]

If newsbunny says HI BOB at any point, drink whole bottle, run to neighbour's house and start big fire.

[vegemitelover.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing my T.V. is not very accessible.

[do-not-lick.livejournal.com]

I think if I drank a whole bottle of any kind of booze, I'd evacuate reasonably soon afterwards in any case, fire or no.

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

"This is breaking news"
Uh, no, it's not.
Maybe last thursday.