substitute | August 2004

1st: 01:29
cos mic BOWL
- 6 comments

01:45
for chaptal
- 1 comment

01:54
I have no explanation for this.
- 4 comments

13:44
It's still Chinatown

22:05
Photopia
- 5 comments

22:28
borat I LOVE YOU
2nd: 11:02
The next Shirley Maclaine?
- 12 comments

12:32
ACME Pants
- 2 comments

13:35
Set phasers on "flange"
- 6 comments

23:51
(no subject)
- 3 comments
3rd: 00:50
hip hopp hürråååå, høøøø, hååååå, høøøøøø
- 3 comments

17:05
John Sladek said it

22:52
Hypocrisy is the debt vice pays to virtue, and your latest payment is 60 days overdue.
- 7 comments
4th: 00:52
Gimme a V!
- 2 comments

13:26
genericus opened the gates of hell to reveal

17:25
For Les
- 5 comments

23:48
perk perk perk
- 1 comment
5th: 00:11
Borat strikes again

01:45
(no subject)
- 2 comments

16:12
chipmoose?
- 1 comment

18:09
I think I may have to go
- 2 comments
6th: 01:31
ten bucks on number 8, please
- 6 comments

12:23
Best wireless app ever
- 8 comments

12:57
You can't even trust th'pruno any more
- 5 comments
7th: 00:14
and exchange it some day for a Clown
- 3 comments

18:56
Content is going there again
8th: 01:48
barstow boyz
- 6 comments

13:07
The Manson Family wants their XBox back

19:09
You want a piece of my heart? You better start from the start.
- 5 comments

22:56
Fig.
- 5 comments
9th: 15:29
Let justice roll down like water, and salsa verde like a mighty stream
- 8 comments

16:44
Did you get that memo? I'll send it again.

18:33
I am a consumer whore!
- 10 comments
11th: 00:12
This is why a lot of people find rich liberals annoying.
- 7 comments

01:40
Really, really weird shoes from Zappos
- 3 comments

14:30
A college memory returns
- 2 comments

17:17
Bleah!
- 3 comments

20:58
Hugely Fat People News Roundup
- 1 comment
12th: 02:13
Have some more bacon. And a six-gun
- 5 comments

17:53
The best thing..
- 2 comments
13th: 01:04
Paperwork and nostalgia
- 4 comments

01:15
I'll just write "Bartleby" on mine, thanks
- 7 comments

01:30
what the
- 4 comments

02:51
NO.
- 5 comments

03:50
apocalypta-riffic! (bzz)
- 7 comments

06:06
YES.
- 5 comments

16:35
the blood-price of an Orlando "cast member"
- 12 comments
14th: 03:07
song of the night
- 3 comments
15th: 00:03
I dreamed I was waiting for the bus at Victory and Kester again
- 1 comment

00:19
WHEW.
- 7 comments

13:42
Courtesy vegemitelover and straight outta Westminster
- 2 comments

14:57
someone's project
- 5 comments

21:38
Overheard on the patio
- 4 comments

23:19
Dear burntcurtis
- 2 comments
16th: 11:19
From myspace. Cut for two 600k images
- 10 comments
17th: 02:30
flat?
- 6 comments

12:42
Modern motherhood, via IM
- 1 comment

14:17
Don't need a cure
- 5 comments

23:34
Not everyone likes the Portland.
- 6 comments

23:56
Post of the week
- 2 comments
18th: 00:18
Aww YEAH! It's out on CD!
- 3 comments

00:53
Feed the deadly candy to the cockroaches
- 4 comments

13:55
I just got spammed for this thing.
- 3 comments

23:03
HOW-2 Meet Women
- 1 comment
19th: 00:35
(no subject)
- 12 comments

12:58
It's German. It means "The, Bart, The"
20th: 15:39
It's like a time warp back to 1992 for me
- 5 comments
21st: 00:18
If this was around here it'd be burned down like, day 2
- 8 comments

01:08
Café Society

03:23
No more malaria?

15:05
I HAVE A PIRATE JOKE
- 9 comments
22nd: 01:44
flipperball
- 1 comment

02:46
In Praise of Moving Parts

05:14
palm
- 1 comment

21:37
Why Your Boss is a Moron, Part XVII
- 2 comments

22:19
Business Education II: Consultant Rap Explosion 2004
- 4 comments
23rd: 11:52
It's the first good publicity in years for Orange County Christians
- 3 comments

12:09
the sheep of reason
- 3 comments

13:47
How's your Monday goin'?
- 2 comments
24th: 00:24
Potato Salad (accidentally vegan)
- 4 comments

00:41
I'll replace your drunk old man, sit in the parking lot and hold your hand.
- 3 comments

01:02
the president is not insane and everything is fine
- 1 comment

14:00
What's the Greek for "Deer Hunter"? via Warren Ellis
- 5 comments

21:37
Plinths, absinthe, or terebinths: no one rides for free.
- 3 comments

22:03
Vikings respond to attorneys
- 3 comments
25th: 00:34
technology companies redux (lower case)
- 1 comment

14:33
Department of Self-Writing Punchlines
- 2 comments

16:35
Behold the abundance of the LORD
- 5 comments

17:14
I paint what I see, child.
- 2 comments

18:24
The ghost of Cecil Rhodes

18:55
Barbecue accessory.. of GOR!
- 5 comments
26th: 14:16
HFZZLDVOOBNGWXZDOCKIZWGJWNKZGRWRHDWLPK, indeed
- 4 comments

15:03
We want to be free! Free to boldly go where no man has gone before without being hassled by the man!
- 6 comments
27th: 00:28
Today I
- 10 comments

11:59
Not exactly Where's Waldo
- 2 comments

12:47
what
- 4 comments
28th: 01:25
I must seek it out and destroy it. It is my destiny.
- 1 comment

01:45
A person gets into a conversation with an eyeteeth
- 5 comments

20:09
more items
- 3 comments
29th: 01:32
Je m'appelle Robert. Comment tu t'appelle?
- 1 comment

15:32
Twilight's last gleaming
- 2 comments

23:23
salad'n

23:25
pup pup pup
- 3 comments
30th: 00:29
For Lisa, Les, and others with great taste.
- 2 comments

02:33
Slide away to the Lard Coast

16:29
today's puerile internet joke photo
- 2 comments

16:41
All I ever needed to know I learned in a firefight in Najaf
- 1 comment
31st: 21:55
Maybe it's a brand of axe
- 7 comments